1 - Interviewer: What is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar : Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR
2 - Manager asked Sardar at an interview, "Can you spell a word that has
more than 100 letters in it?"
Sardar replyed: P-O-S-T-B-O- X.
3 - After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, "Do I look like a foreigner?"
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me, "are you a foreigner?"
4 - One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
5 - Lecturer: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti
So Sardar writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is
Jayanti.
6 - Interviewer: Just imagine, you're in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Sardar : It's simple. I will stop my imagination! !!
7. Sardar : You cheated me.
Shopkeeper: How ?
Sardar : You said this is American made radio. But when I put it ON, it says All India Radio.
8.. Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said "April fool. I have a pass."
9. Sardar joined new job.
1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
10. Sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.
11. Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
Sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
12. Sardar : What is the name of your car?
Lady : I forgot the name, but it starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal di gaddi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaari gaddi
petrol se start hoti hai.
13. American told sardar : Hamare desh me 90% shaadi e-mail se hoti hai.
Sardar: Kya bath hai. Hamari desh me 100% female se hoti hai.
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